A professor drove into a Petrol Station in his sleek state of the art range rover sports.
-Professor: Guy, abeg, give me full tank.
-Fuel Attendant: Sir, english pls…I don’t speak pidgin, I only speak English.
– Professor: Ok! Good morning, I currently feel a profound desire to replenish the propelling of my motorized automobile. Therefore i cordially request you to transfer from your subterranean reservoir a sufficient quantity of the combustible fluid of the highest octane rating to fill the appropriate receptable of the said means of perambulation to the brim.
-Fuel Attendant: Oga na play i dey play o, abeg no vex how much fuel you wan buy?
A sentence for the fuel attendant.