I was sitting for Use of English at a JAMB Exam. I shaded the ones i knew, and waiting for manna to fall from Heaven when i noticed a very beautiful girl sitting beside me. She was shading and was not looking up.
Through the help of my long neck, i peeped and checked her work, she was in number 65, i was still in number 21 and time was running out.
I quickly thanked God and started shading along with her. We got to number 98 together, suddenly, she looked up, caught me and shouted in a low tone;
“What are it? Why is you dey copying me? Copys! copys! You is not shaming! As big as you dey! You is a dull boys! You are a disgrace to your manhood.”
Na so i shout; heeeey! heeeeyyy!!! heeeyyyy!!!
I don finish patapata, who get eraser eeeehhhh?!!!!!!!!