I need to go back to school inorder to get my certificate because i won’t have money to hire hundreds of SANs and Lawyers to defend me when the need to present my certifcate comes. oquaaaa!!!!!

I need to go back to school inorder to get my certificate because i won’t have money to hire hundreds of SANs and Lawyers to defend me when the need to present my certifcate comes. oquaaaa!!!!!